Are you eating your Easter Bunny the wrong way:
A study recently published in the Larynoscope (2017) has determined how most of us eat our easter chocolate bunny. The study collected data from over 28,000 chocolate bunny eating humans.
http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/…/10.1002/lary.26582/abstract
This is the first study of its kind to study auricular amputation in chocolate bunnies! Here are the key facts:
– Most of us start (59%) start with the ears
– Alarmingly, 4% start with the feet
– Unsurprisingly, chocolate bunny eating spikes in Spring- this tended to correlate with the Easter holiday
– There are fewer reports of similar confectionary amputations in other seasonal symbols i.e. Santa Claus at Christmas
– Despite the ears and feet being nibbled first, the rest of the chocolate rabbit often succumbs to a similar fate and therefore warrants further research
Happy Easter from FTF and enjoy those chocolate bunnies today (in moderation of course!)